i eat my pizza backwards.

MAY 3RD 2011

"THEY" WANT YOU TO EAT THE PIZZA FRONTWAYS. DARE TO BE DIFFERENT. TRY EATING IT THE BACKWAY.

crust first - pizza later
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the great thing about life is at the end of the day there are really no rules. i eat my pizza backwards
i really like zebra prints, no homo. oh. and i like to eat my pizza backwards.
why would you eat your pizza frontways? your last bite will be the flavorless crust.
if you eat it backwards, you're getting the worst part out the way. your award awaits you after eating the crust.
it is kind of like.. good news bad news. give me the bad news first.


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