How to make someone mad

OCTOBER 12TH 2010

We live in a day and age where your mama jokes have been rendered in-effective. You have to take it one step further. This is how it should be done.

Kid tested, mother approved.
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Tell them their breath stinks.
Ask them when was the last time they took a shower.
tell them they are ugly and smell stinky and smelly.
if they are on a diet, tell them they are fat.
if they are trying to gain weight, tell them they are an anorexic toothpick.


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