How To Score on The First Date

JULY 21ST 2010

I've only been on the earth for 21 years and while I don't know much, I do know this. If you want to score on the first date, this is how you've got to do it. Ain't no way around it.

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Take her to a basketball court
Shoot to see who gets the ball first
Hopefully you get the ball first
SHOOT THE J
And hopefully you score
There you have it. Scoring on the first date.


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