When Is It Time To Ditch My Girlfriend?

JULY 15TH 2010

So you're on the fence when it comes to deciding whether or not to keep your knight/knight-ess in shining armor around, ehh? Well folks, I'm here to give you the 5 tell-tale signs it's time to send them packing.

Break ups ain't easy.
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Lack of trust If you build something on a foundation that lacks trust, the building will crumble.
Control Freak If your significant other is a control freak, cut them as if they were a dotted line.
Stinky feet If your significant other has stinky feet, chances are they don't care about themselves. Maybe they don't take showers either.
Poor hair care There's a strong correlation between poor hair care and getting fat. (Or so I think.) So if you want a fat spouse, by all means, stick around.
Can't fart around you If your significant other has trouble farting around you this is bad. [Real bad, Michael Jackson bad.] It means that they are afraid to share deep dark secrets (this is based on extensive research I've performed coupled with countless hours in the field.)
Broke If your significant other is broke (financially) you should head for the hills immediately. Being broke is comparable to AIDS -- and who wants AIDS? Bingo -- no body wants AIDS.


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