Why I Don't Buy Jordans Anymore

JULY 19TH 2010

R.I.P to purchasing Jordans (circa 2005-2008.) Why did I stop? A sad realization. It goes a little something like this.

Wake up and smell the roses.
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I'd rather go to California every couple of months.
I have 30 other shoes that work perfectly fine.
I dont have girbauds to match them nor do I have the racecar jacket
Jesus wouldn't wear Jordans
Jordans are synonyms with negroids
I ain't no negroid
We don't "fall for the hype" in M-Town
I want to buy my mom a new car

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